Tryna' Get Yolked

Conversation between Martin and Mr. Yang - 8:10 a.m.

Martin: Mr. Yang, I'm tryna' get yolked for the ladies today.

Mr. Yang: afraid this is something sexual/inappropriate/too personal. What does 'yolked' mean?

Martin: Ya know, doe, like big muscles and strength and abs.  I wanna get yolked like Yema.
           * Appearently, "Yema" is a nickname the girls give to Juan, who fits the definition of "yolked", according to Martin...

Hmm, shows how mature my kids are. Good luck with that, Martin! :)

Mr. Yang: walking into the teacher's lounge before first period - 8:20 a.m.

Mr. Yang: Guys, guess what new teenage word I learned today!

Ahhh... Wednesday mornings.